The ‘New’ To Tell The Truth

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Will the real thug…
Uh, thug sympathizer…
Uh, I mean White Anglo Saxon Protestant (same as being a Jewish born self proclaimed atheist to some) billionaire icon of good ole fashioned American Capitalism and a role model to millions please stand up?

I don’t know George, they all look alike to me!

What’d ya’ think?

How to Commit Murder-One in Self-defense – A Step by Step Guide

First, the prerequisites:

1. It is not mandatory, but it might help if you’re an insecure, overweight under-achiever obsessed with dreams of being a police officer and a hero
2. Start by setting up a command post (an Suv is fine) in a crime ridden neighborhood development – preferably one that even the local police department has abandoned – then appoint yourself judge, jury and, if necessary, executioner
3. Plot and stage an execution Continue reading “How to Commit Murder-One in Self-defense – A Step by Step Guide”