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DWB in HacKKKettstown, NJ

The sign and website reads welcome to Hackettstown. Located in a valley along the banks of the Musconetcong River in Northwest New Jersey, USA. Founded in 1853, Hackettstown is home to Centenary College and M&M/Mars, Inc. The town is dedicated to its citizens and to preserving the quality of life that we enjoy.
 
What neither says is:
BUT NOT IF YOU ARE BLACK!
 
This is the stark truth I’m reminded of, yet again, as I’m cruising down Main Street the other morning in this good-ole-boy, Northwestern NJ town. I’m chatting with my Mrs. – about everything in general and nothing in particular – when I suddenly hear the faint blast of a siren. I instinctively glance up at the rear view mirror where I note the drivers behind me slowly moving to the right. I don’t see the source of the commotion until the driver in the vehicle directly behind me pulls over and unobstructs my view. It’s a patrol car. I start moving over in typical fashion so the vehicle can pass, but, to my surprise, it doesn’t pass. It pulls over, too! Directly behind me and stops… lights flashing.
 
“Well I’ll be damned!” I exclaim, shaking my head in disbelief. The expletive startles my wife.
 
“What’s wrong?” She asks.
 
“You’re not gonna’ believe this, but I’ve just been profiled by Hackettstown Police.”
 

Blog Post: NJ Gets Christie Cremed!

NJ Gov Chris Christie

Christie cancels Hudson River Train Tunnel Project

Ya’ gotta’ applaud NJ’s pugnacious Governor for not only having the balls to piss off the state’s construction and trade unions (under the guise of protecting NJ taxpayers no less); but to do it with such bravado.

I aint mad at cha’ Chris, but I do wonder what Tony would do if he knew the “Big Pussy” wasn’t really swimming with fishes?

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