I swear to tell the truth… I do!

Results of a recent survey revealed that only 1 out of 7 billion people told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, even after swearing on their choice of bibles, other religious texts and manifestos to do just that. Participants included men, women and children (aged 2 and older) from every country, ethnic group, race, religion, creed, sexual orientation, socioeconomic and political class. Elected state officials and members of the three branches of the U.S. government chose to not participate in this survey, citing their fifth amendment rights.

Results are based on the number of people who actually told the truth after swearing to tell the truth. For results based on this sample, one can say with 100% confidence that the maximum error attributable to sampling and other random effects is ±0 percentage points of credibility.

I swear on a stack of bibles I’m telling the truth.

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About xmatman

... just a 50 something year old, married but happy father of five trying to keep a low tech profile in a high tech world.

Posted on January 12, 2012, in Culture, Ethics, People, Politics, Religion, Thoughts and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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