Vote’agra

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Introducing Vote’agra© – a revolutionary new drug that’s FDA approved, and 100 percent effective when used to treat both elected officials… and potential candidates who contribute to the effects of GDS (Governmental Dysfunction Syndrome) and CMBD (Chronic Moral Bankruptcy Disorder). When used correctly, Vote’agra© reverses the symptoms of GDS and CMBD by helping incumbents or anyone who develops political aspirations maintain a constant mental ‘state of election’. They will do whatever is right just for the exhilirating experience of having a voter push their buttons, again and again and again.

Ask your doctor to tell the mistresses, boy-toys and undocumented domestic help of your local, state and federal officials about the benefits of Vote’agra©. Chances are you won’t even have to pay them to slip it into their food.

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About xmatman

... just a 50 something year old, married but happy father of five trying to keep a low tech profile in a high tech world.

Posted on June 29, 2011, in Ethics, Funny, Politics and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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