How to Commit Murder-One in Self-defense – A Step by Step Guide

First, the prerequisites:

1. It is not mandatory, but it might help if you’re an insecure, overweight under-achiever obsessed with dreams of being a police officer and a hero
2. Start by setting up a command post (an Suv is fine) in a crime ridden neighborhood development – preferably one that even the local police department has abandoned – then appoint yourself judge, jury and, if necessary, executioner
3. Plot and stage an execution Continue reading “How to Commit Murder-One in Self-defense – A Step by Step Guide”