Yeah, it was …
Remember when that black guy killed that white kid and it took forever to arrest him? Me neither.—
Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 27, 2012
Monthly Archives: March 2012
Ambiguity
The only man I’ve ever feared
Was the man who once feared me
And the only man I truly loathed
Was the man I longed to be
He once was you and you were him
But here’s the ambiguity
All men were at once both of them
And once both of them were me
Because You Know (For Alicia)
I cannot say I felt your pain,
For it would not be true.
Could not imagine, much less feign
This strange kinship with you.
I could not close my eyes and see
Myself devoid of her.
The somber surreality
Of memories when we were. Read the rest of this entry
DWB: Driving While Batman
Certainly fit the profile: 1. Black 2. Hoodie 3. Expensive car
All jokes aside, I had to admit (after I got my laugh on) that this guy is a real super-hero.
Hope he comes to my town! 
American Politics 101:
Course Description:
This course introduces the fundamentals of American political thought from the colonial era to the present. Topics include discussions pertaining to:
1. POLITICS, n. A conflict of interests masquerading as a contest of principles where all matters of public affairs are for private advantage.
2. POLITICIANS, n. Leeches in the fundamental mud upon which the super-structure of a quasi-organized society is built.
3. THE PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
Students are expected to demonstrate in depth knowledge of the subject matter – as either its perpetrators or its victims.
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