This Is How a POW Feels About Torture:

This Is How a Prisoner of War Feels About Torture

Gotta’ say I agree with McCain on this one.

After all: If a man with an erection will say anything he believes is convincing; then surely a man with car battery electrodes connected to his testicles would say it in ten different languages.

Broken News

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you an important announcement. Sources within the state department have confirmed that U.S. authorities have just captured the infamous head of the notorious Sinaloa drug cartel, dealing a serious blow to the flow of illegal drugs into the United … excuse me? What’s that? He’s already been replaced!

Pardon us for the interruption folks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.