Monthly Archives: February 2014
We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you an important announcement. Sources within the state department have confirmed that U.S. authorities have just captured the infamous head of the notorious Sinaloa drug cartel, dealing a serious blow to the flow of illegal drugs into the United … excuse me? What’s that? He’s already been replaced!
Pardon us for the interruption folks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.