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DWB: Driving While Batman

Certainly fit the profile: 1. Black 2. Hoodie 3. Expensive car

All jokes aside, I had to admit (after I got my laugh on) that this guy is a real super-hero.

Hope he comes to my town! :-D

DWB in HacKKKettstown, NJ

The sign and website reads welcome to Hackettstown. Located in a valley along the banks of the Musconetcong River in Northwest New Jersey, USA. Founded in 1853, Hackettstown is home to Centenary College and M&M/Mars, Inc. The town is dedicated to its citizens and to preserving the quality of life that we enjoy.
 
What neither says is:
BUT NOT IF YOU ARE BLACK!
 
This is the stark truth I’m reminded of, yet again, as I’m cruising down Main Street the other morning in this good-ole-boy, Northwestern NJ town. I’m chatting with my Mrs. – about everything in general and nothing in particular – when I suddenly hear the faint blast of a siren. I instinctively glance up at the rear view mirror where I note the drivers behind me slowly moving to the right. I don’t see the source of the commotion until the driver in the vehicle directly behind me pulls over and unobstructs my view. It’s a patrol car. I start moving over in typical fashion so the vehicle can pass, but, to my surprise, it doesn’t pass. It pulls over, too! Directly behind me and stops… lights flashing.
 
“Well I’ll be damned!” I exclaim, shaking my head in disbelief. The expletive startles my wife.
 
“What’s wrong?” She asks.
 
“You’re not gonna’ believe this, but I’ve just been profiled by Hackettstown Police.”
 
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