Category Archives: Funny
Mitt Romney’s Rendition of an Old Classic: Killing Me Softly
Strumming my pain with my zingers.
Revealing my life with my words.
Killing me softly with my song….
Kate Palmer
Sunday, September 23, 2012
AAEC Ref Num: 115194
Today in Ancient History – Al Dente
On this day in ancient history, Sept 2, 31 BC:
Famed Roman politician and general Marcus Antonius, better known as Mark Antony, and Cleopatra VII, the last reigning queen of The Republic of Egypt, were defeated at Actium.
After faking their deaths and undergoing reconstructive surgery to change their most recognizable features (Cleopatra’s nose and Antony’s lisp) they were placed in the witness protection program and smuggled out of Egypt. Read the rest of this entry
Lyin Like Ryan: Somebody Owes Us a Dime
Wells Fargo fired a worker for using a fake dime in our neighborhood laundromat almost fifty years ago, and rightly so. But it shouldn’t end there. President Obama should be fired, too, because that laundromat never fully recovered after the loss of that dime… and it could have if he’d kept his promise!
Wells Fargo fired Richard Eggers on July 13, 2012 after discovering he was arrested 49 years ago for putting a cardboard cutout of a dime in a laundry machine at the laundromat. (Some stuff you just can’t make up! And some stuff you can!)
I remember President Obama visiting it when he was first running, saying he’ll keep that laundromat open. It’s just one more broken promise. Read the rest of this entry
Instructional Video: How to Git Yo Shout On!
Thanking the guys over at thePlaymakers1 for this nostalgic, spirit filled, super funny laughing good time!
Whew! Does anyone have a fan I can borrow?
The Two Best Places to Place an Ad
The second best place:
Entrepreneur brothers sell ads on toilet paper
The best place:
