Category Archives: Funny

Broken News

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you an important announcement. Sources within the state department have confirmed that U.S. authorities have just captured the infamous head of the notorious Sinaloa drug cartel, dealing a serious blow to the flow of illegal drugs into the United … excuse me? What’s that? He’s already been replaced!

Pardon us for the interruption folks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

The Blurred Lines of Democracy (GOP Style)

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Everybody get up!

Next time vote for us and we won’t fix what ain’t broken
Might even let cha’ hit these tea leaves we be smokin’
From LA to Hoboken
G-O-P
We mean it, we ain’t jokin’
G-O-P
Don’t elect no mo’ tokens
G-O-P
And we’ll be gentler when we’re…

Blurred lines…
We know you want it.

Alas, The Earth and I Are One.

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