Category Archives: Funny

Who the F?ck is Mike Huckabee?

Mike Huckabee Said Beyoncé Is Too ‘Vulgar’ For American Kids,

So I asked a group of American kids for their opinion. Their response was, “Who the f?ck is Mike Huckabee? “

Selma, Selma, Selma: Three Facts I Betcha Didn’t Know

The film Selma stars David Oyelowo (center) as Martin Luther King, Jr., and focuses on several unsung activists in civil rights history. But critics say it distorts the role of President Lyndon B. Johnson and others. Paramount Pictures

I really don’t care much for movies based on historical events, save perhaps for their entertainment value. And, just so we’re clear, I care even less when the history being presented is preceded by the monikers U.S. or American. Both tend to add just a tad bit of jaundice to many a discerning eye.

I’m not saying I dislike history. Mel Brooks’ History of the World is one of my personal faves and should go down in history as one of the all time best.

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Broken News

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you an important announcement. Sources within the state department have confirmed that U.S. authorities have just captured the infamous head of the notorious Sinaloa drug cartel, dealing a serious blow to the flow of illegal drugs into the United … excuse me? What’s that? He’s already been replaced!

Pardon us for the interruption folks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

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